Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I Am Your Maze Controller

MONSTER
MONSTER
MONSTER

A GORVIL
A GORVIL
A GORVIL

I need to stat these bad boys up one of these days. I would relish writing up gaming statistics for a monster that first appeared in anti-RPG propaganda.

Then I could write up Glacia, Pardieu the Holy Man, and the rest of the bunch. After that, maybe stats for Elfstar and Black Leaf.

Maybe not.

I'll be out of town for the next week, so don't expect any posts for a while.
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4 comments:

  1. catharsixFebruary 25, 2009 at 3:56 AM

    perhaps you could also write up stats on the "pleasure potions" which are warned against in that Jeebus-loving RPG you wrote about before...

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  2. letsdamageFebruary 26, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Don't you see? Writing up pleasure potions is what the troll wants me to do! You obviously have a long way to go before Christian responses are automatic for you.

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  3. catharsixMarch 1, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    clearly i do. maybe if you made a gift of the Christian RPG for me come the next celebration of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, then i might be put on the right path to automated righteous behavior.

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  4. catharsixMarch 7, 2009 at 3:02 AM

    dude, i just noticed that you tagged this "satanic panic," which would make an awesome name for a band.

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